Charles Swann's Shirine

dailyseinfeld:

Elaine: Look, Marla. This whole sex thing is totally overrated. Now, here’s the one thing you’ve gotta be ready for is how the man changes into a completely different person five seconds after it’s over. I mean, something happens to their personality it’s really quite astounding. It’s like they committed a crime and they want to flee the scene before the police get there.Marla: So they just leave?Elaine: Yeah, pretty much, yeah. Well, the smart ones start working on their getaway stories during dinner. How, you know, they gotta get up early tomorrow. What is about being up early? They all turn into farmers suddenly.Marla: Wow. It must be pretty good to put up with all that.Elaine: Eh.
(via The Virgin)

dailyseinfeld:

Elaine: Look, Marla. This whole sex thing is totally overrated. Now, here’s the one thing you’ve gotta be ready for is how the man changes into a completely different person five seconds after it’s over. I mean, something happens to their personality it’s really quite astounding. It’s like they committed a crime and they want to flee the scene before the police get there.
Marla: So they just leave?
Elaine: Yeah, pretty much, yeah. Well, the smart ones start working on their getaway stories during dinner. How, you know, they gotta get up early tomorrow. What is about being up early? They all turn into farmers suddenly.
Marla: Wow. It must be pretty good to put up with all that.
Elaine: Eh.

(via The Virgin)

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